HELVETICA CHOCOLATE


Belgian-born. Joburg-made. crafted in small batches.

No rules. No raisins. Just joy.

Helvetica Chocolate isn’t here to behave.
We start with the good stuff - real Belgian chocolate - and turn it into bars, that are handmade in Joburg and dangerously addictive.
Clean design, wild flavour.


WE’RE NOT READY… YET.

SIGN UP AND WE’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT’S LIVE.

No preservatives.
No fake flavours.
Just pure Belgian chocolate, filled with something unexpected...
This bar may increase blood flow.
Just saying.


CACAO + CHAOS INCOMING.

WE’LL DROP A BAR IN YOUR INBOX WHEN IT’S READY.

MORE
THAN
JUST
CHOCOLATE.

Made with real love, real chocolate, and nothing weird.

We craft small-batch chocolate & nut bars - all made with real Belgian chocolate.
Made by hand. With better ingredients.
For people who care what goes in their treats - and what stays out.


YOUR NEXT OBSESSION IS ALMOST HERE.

CLAIM YOUR FIRST BITE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE.

Belgian-born. Joburg - made.

#01 PURE INTENT

Dark Chocolate - Pure pleasure. Zero guilt.

Eat me, Love me, Crave me.


PATIENCE PAYS.

PRE-ORDER NOW. YOUR CHOCOLATE WILL THANK YOU.

Mood booster. Pleasure enhancer. You’re welcome.

Not just a snack. It’s a serotonin delivery system.

Bold enough to treat yourself.
Smart enough to not regret it.


CACAO-POWERED. CHAOS-APPROVED.

GET IN EARLY. CHAOS DROPS FIRST TO THE LIST.

Belgian-born. Joburg - made.

#02 PURE INTENT

Milk Chocolate - Smooth. Simple. Seductive.

Naughty, but Nice.


THIS BAR MAY INCREASE BLOOD FLOW.

SIGN UP AND WE’LL GET YOUR HEART RACING SOON.

All the yum. None of the shame.

Good fats. Better mood. Best decision.

No palm oil, Just Belgian chocolate,
and a little bit of magic.
No tricks.
No junk.
Just very, very meltable.


NOT A SNACK. A SEROTONIN DELIVERY SYSTEM.

JOIN THE LIST. YOUR MOOD WILL THANK YOU.

Belgian-born. Joburg - made.

#03 PURE INTENT

White Chocolate - Too innocent to be true.

Silky, Sinfull, Satisfying.


RICH IN FLAVONOIDS. AND FLAVOUR.

SIGN UP. SCIENCE SAYS YES. SO DO WE.

Tasted. Flirt-friendly. Guilt-free.
It’s chocolate with standards.

Good fats. Better mood.
Best decision.

At Helvetica Chocolate, we believe in the quiet power of exceptional taste and sophisticated design. Born from a love for the world's finest Belgian chocolate and meticulously crafted in small batches, right here in the vibrant heart of Johannesburg,
we set out to create something truly special:
a playful-luxury experience that speaks volumes through its simplicity.
Our journey is obsessed with the details – from the minimalist aesthetics and bold,
Swiss-influenced typography that defines our look, to our unwavering commitment to clean-label ethics. We're confident in our craft, letting the sensuality of pure chocolate take centre stage, without ever trying too hard.
Every bar of Helvetica Chocolate is a subtle flirtation with indulgence, a moment of mindful pleasure. We're health-conscious without the fuss, focusing on the pure joy of a well-made treat.
Belgian Born – Joburg Made.
It’s chocolate that’s smart, sexy, and stripped of all the nonsense.
Discover your new obsession.

PS: Our packaging is 100% made for recycling.

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HOW THE MAGIC HAPPENS

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Where We Unwrap

Local Love Only… For Now

Currently delivering within 10 km of Melville, Joburg. Not nearby?
Add your email — we’ll reach you when we expand.

Friday Batch Only

One Sweet Drop a Week

One delivery a week. Perfect for Friday date nights.
Or a good book and a better bar.

Next Stop: Your City

Your Turn Soon

We’re planning a nationwide rollout. Drop your details and we’ll let you know as soon as your city is next.

Don’t Miss Out

Reserve Your Serotonin

Local deliveries first. Nationwide cravings coming soon.

Sign up now. Thank us later.
Launching in Joburg. Rolling out everywhere else next.
Deliveries every Friday. Make space in your snack drawer.